December 2011
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iamrhysfinch replied to your post: They’re fighting about which Taco Bell to go to.
“She wanted ranch on her burritos” will have to be a song I write about break-ups (and burritos).
That sounds terrifying and cathartic.
I’ll guest rap.
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They're fighting about which Taco Bell to go to.
because some are worse than others.
I guess?
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When I first moved into my apartment here in LA my roommates all thought I was gay. This is only significant because I live with a gay dude and a lesbian couple.
Every little thing I do they say makes me more gay. Drinking green tea? Gay. Watching Clueless? Gay. Randomly crying because I couldn’t deal with the fact that I ran an extension cord into my closet when my neighbors and my lesbian...
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I really hope that I’m not the one who lost the only lighter we have to light the candle in the bathroom when we poop.
If I’m the one who lost the poop lighter, I’m in so much trouble.
“I’m not going to die, honey. I’m going home like a shooting star.”
– Sojourner Truth (via azspot)
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I don’t know if this has happens to anyone else. It really must because it doesn’t seem all that special. Why am I writing about it if it’s not special? Well…stop…talking. I woke up this morning wrapped in my many (read: 2) blankets and I thought, “It feels so good to not wear pants to bed.” So I lay in bed for 10 minutes reveling at how good it feels with...
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molls:
Y’all know I was Degrassi: TNG obsessed for a loooong time, so I’m rewatching the first 5 seasons and you guys… Paige aggressively going after Spinner in 104??? On what planet?!?
Also they stay together for how long??
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I just realized...
if I delink my tumblr and facebook no one will really know I’m posting anything. Or at least I won’t really know about it if they do read it.
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“Start telling the stories that only you can tell, because there’ll always be...”
– A bit of writing advice from Neil Gaiman
but also just life advice
(via drinkyourjuice)
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I could easily make a blog about depressing food...
With greatest hits like, “You can totally make peanut butter and rasin sandwiches with corn tortillas,” “A half cup of popcorn totally makes enough for dinner!” “Is oatmeal with almond milk a complete protein?” and “If you have a bowl you don’t really care about, I think you can make pasta on a hotplate for one.”